It’s making us stupid, it’s rotting our brain
Our powers of attention are starting to wane
Seconds of video, flick one to the next
Ridiculous voices read meaningless text
The cruel and brainless are starting to trend
It seems the banality might never end
‘Life hacks’ are rubbish, none of them work
And stop with the dancing no one should ‘twerk’
Vacuous faces sharing meaningless guff
Bragging about places and showing off stuff
No one cares about your ‘dirtbag phase’
Or your ‘catfish make up’ or the ‘next big craze’
So put the phone down, stop taking the pee
Before we all end up getting ADHD
I don’t usually swear, so you’re in for a shock
I just can’t, help it, I fu🤬ing hate TikTok!
(Oh, and if you don’t like me having my say
You’re only annoyed you can’t swipe me away!)
Minister Me 